Thursday, January 18, 2007

cock-a-roach-a #V


I am ready.

The cockroach is prepared.

Please mount the picture…..

It’s time to hide the cockroach!

BBB

33 comments:

grot said...

mount the picture? i don't think so!

gtg said...

look you, either write better commentary or shututp and guess!

*sulks*

itchy fingers said...

Is the cockroach in the wilds of South America, converting the heathen?

grot said...

good one, itchy :->

i wanted to make a rude joke about mounting, but i know you young things are easily shocked

um, is Eric using the cockroach as a plectrum?

grot said...

i name this cockaroach Amelia, anyway

gtg said...

good call!


okaaaaaay, is the cockroach crawling round chaucer's grave? or on a double decker red bus?

or stuck on a translink bus abandoned off the side of burnaby mountain?

she asks, mixing categories in an unbelievably hip and cosmopolitan sort of way.

gtg said...

just thought, the lady k is *not* gonna like this!



is the cockroach running round after a nuclear holocaust, headless?

Tuchfrau said...

Is the cockroach kayacking down the Westbourne? Or possibly the Tyburn?

Anonymous said...

No, sorry cockroach hunters, amusing your guesses are, but well off line, which is probably to be expected as you have not had any clues.
Therefore a clue:

Amelia has gone seeking fame and fortune somewhere in the entertainment industry (unfortunately not with Eric).

Good hunting, cockroach questors!!
BBB

gtg said...

amelia is in a spice girls impersator band! she is faux-spice!

(welcome to new player too)

itchy fingers said...

is the cockroach the new director of 'The Hobbit' (replacing Peter Jackson)?

Recording a duet with Iggy Pop for the latest Disney animation?

Babysitting Kate Winslet's kids on set?

gtg said...

the cockroach is a mountain in new zealand! (as used in the lord of the rings)

itchy fingers said...

is the cockroach a guest star in the new season of 'Thank God You're Here'?

Tuchfrau said...

Is the cockroach crawling around the kitchen floor in the alarmingly controversial UK Celebrity Big Brother house?

PS - GTG - I thought you said the cockroach was under London!

Is the cockroach in a basement recording studio under London, rubbing herself up against a microphone?

Or did GTG lead me up the garden path?

grot said...

found out yesterday that one of bbb's grand-nieces is called Amelia too - she didn't look much like a cockroach, and bbb fed her with apple muck on a little plastic spoon, just he used to feed the cockaroach spawn gtg

is the six-legged Amelia Jimi's roach turned literal? (think about that one - it's very very clever)

BBB said...

Hmmmmm, both Itchy and GTG are on the right track with one of their guesses, although neither are particularly close just yet.

HAppy hunting.
Quick Amelia, keep scuttling away!


BBB

gtg said...

One Ring to rule them all,
One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all
and in the darkness bind them.


amelia is the precious!

gtg said...

i resent being called cockroach spawn, by the way.

(i take it the baby amelia is one of the ex-copper's kids? do you ahve fotos from chrissy? can i see?)

Tuchfrau said...

I see. 'Under London' meant under the London entry.

The cockroach is jumping from key to key on her apple mac keyboard, writing a proposal for a new fantasy film, wherein an alliance of beautiful, immortal cockroaches, midget cavedwelling cockroaches, power hungry cockroaches and hairy footed cockroaches fight the good fight against a mutant army of blackened, burned looking cockroaches.

itchy fingers said...

gah. my brain dried up. i think i need another clue.

grot said...

wow, are you in the industry, tuchfrau? i want to see that film!

or have you been spending too much time with adolescents?

gtg, no fotos from xmas, or party on weekend - forgot

i think fantasy is the go, too, so is Amelia squashed in Dr WHO's tardis? (best i can come up with early MOn morning)

BBB said...

Lord of the Rings! enuf already, can't we move on past the bloody ring?

Sorry cloth kid, Amelia is not a budding script writer. Neither is she hiding in the tardis.

She is in the good ole USA, being cinematic.

Go Amelia, my little beauty, go for it, keep movin and groovin.

itchy fingers said...

is the cockroach acting as Tom Cruise's stuntman/nude stand in for his next action blockbuster?

BBB said...

Nope, sorry Itchy. Amelia is not working with Tom.

grot said...

lol itchy

it's something b's read in the Age, i bet, but i can't be bothered to go thru the recycle bin

has Amelia hit the big time as Meryl Streep's accent coach?

itchy fingers said...

is the cockroach going to be the super villain in the next Spiderman film? Or Superman? or Batman? Or XMen?

BBB said...

Well itchy, I did think your earlier guess was more amusing than that one.
And Grot, Amelia is not pretending to use some dreadful accent, a la meryl Streep.
Look for the clues, that have been given.

grot said...

poo to you

gtg said...

yes, i agree w grot.

the cockroach is a plastic bag blowing in the wind in a melodramatic fashion.

(sorry tuchfrau, i get what you mean now - i didn't mean to give you false clues! but didn't it force you to make extra-creative guesses? huh huh???)

BBB said...

HURRAH!!!!
We have winner!
GTG guessed correctly (well close enuf anyway) Amelia is riding in the plastic bag swirling around in American Beauty (as featured earlier in this very blog - which was going to be my next clue, but it wasn't needed.)

gtg said...

i win! I WIN! YAY!

*throws campagne over self*

itchy fingers said...

well done GTG!

qu'est que c'est le 'campagne'?

is it exclusive to Canadia?

gtg said...

yes, yes, it is. great delicacy.